Dad: Whyaam I bringing you to this lil girl's house?
Son: Oh cuz I gotta give her this pipe
Dad: WHAT?!
son: yea this paper pipe for her science project
Dad: Boy... why couldn't you just give it to her at school?
son: Oh because she said before I give her the pipe, she want me to eat her cake
Dad: SON, WHAT ARE WE TALKIN' BOUT RN?
son: she had a cake at lunch and she didn't want it so she said I could eat it, and then she'll help me with my HW
Dad: Aw man I'm really confused what's going on right now, you can just give that to her tomorrow at school, I'm cool
Son: Dad I can't
Dad: Why?
son: Because I'm suspended
Dad: What you suspended for?!
Son: My friends told on me!
Dad: About what?
Son: They told my teacher that I hit that girl
Dad: Why'd you tell them that you hit her?
Son: Because that's the same reason why you tell all your friends when a girl let you hit
Dad: Son, be quiet coz you don't know what the hell you talkin about, When I hit a girl Okay? I'm not trying to hurt her
Son: Dad, I didn't try to hurt her neither
Dad: what you do then?
Son: I just walked up to her with this pipe, I tapped on her shirt and say "You want it now or later?"
Dad: What are you talking about Son?!
Son: It's not my fault I didn't know it was gonna be hard!
Dad: GET YA A OVER HERE